Zodiac Profile: Libra—The Charmers Who Can’t Make Up Their Minds
Immortal Gazette Exclusive: They're Definitely Not Picking Your Side
Alice swirled her tea, eyeing the room with a smirk. “Ah, Libra. The diplomat. The one who can talk their way out of almost anything—if only they could decide which side they’re on first.”
Loki raised an eyebrow. “Don’t get me started on Libras. They’re so obsessed with balance and harmony, they’d never pick a side in an argument. Everything has to be a compromise.”
Alice laughed, a sharp, biting sound. “Compromise? Please. They can’t even decide where to eat without going through a whole list of options. They’ll flip-flop until you take over the decision-making process.”
Rumple leaned forward, stroking his chin. “The beauty of a Libra is in their ability to charm. They could talk their way into the gates of hell, and you’d still be trying to figure out if you were part of their plan or not.”
Alice’s eyes sparkled with mischief. “Oh, they’re clever, alright. All sweet smiles and balanced words until they corner you into making their decision for them. They’re all about harmony, but don’t mistake that for a lack of manipulation. They’ll have you doing their bidding, and you won’t even know it.”
Loki chuckled. “You’ve got to admire their ability to play both sides. On one hand, they pretend to be peacekeepers. On the other? They’re pulling the strings behind the scenes like a puppet master.”
Alice sipped her tea with a knowing grin. “Exactly. And don’t get me started on their indecisiveness. You could ask a Libra for the time, and they’d ask you if you really wanted to know, then start analyzing the implications of time itself.”
Libra Breakdown: The Balancing Act of Beauty and Chaos
- Element: Air (They breeze through life, charming everyone they meet, but always avoiding the storm that might make them choose a side.)
- Strengths: Diplomatic, fair-minded, and incredibly charming. Libras are the ones you want at your dinner party—until they take over the conversation with their endless need to seek balance in everything.
- Weaknesses: Indecisive, people-pleasing, and passive-aggressive. They’ll smile at you while planning how to avoid confronting the issue entirely. They can’t help it. Everything has to be perfectly balanced, even if it means avoiding reality.
- Compatibility: Libras work best with partners who don’t mind their constant back-and-forth. They’re drawn to those who can make decisions for them (Aries, Leo, Gemini).
- Famous Libra: Venus herself—the goddess of love, naturally. She was the ultimate symbol of beauty, balance, and eternal charm. Who could argue with that?
Loki crossed his arms, eyes glinting. “Libras are perfect manipulators. They’ve mastered the art of making you feel like it’s your fault they can’t make up their mind. They’ll play the victim so well that you’ll feel guilty for not siding with them.”
Rumple smirked. “And in the end, it’s always about maintaining their idea of ‘perfect balance.’ There’s nothing that terrifies them more than a world that doesn’t make sense to their idealistic views.”
Alice threw up her hands in mock exasperation. “Libra’s world? It’s all about harmony, beauty, and looking good while avoiding conflict... except, when they’re the ones starting it behind your back. Sneaky little things.”
Loki laughed, shaking his head. “You’ve got to admit, they’re clever. They know exactly how to get what they want without breaking a sweat. They just have to convince everyone else they’re being fair about it.”
Alice shot him a sidelong glance. “Fair. Right. The same way I’m fair to all my guests... by making sure they know who really runs the show.”
And that’s the breakdown of the Libra: The diplomat, the charmer, the indecisive strategist who’s always playing the long game. Balance is their mantra—but don’t be fooled; it’s their balance that matters.
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