THE IMMORTAL GAZETTE
Welcome to The Immortal Gazette
An Immortal Gazette Special Introduction—Uncovering the Past, Present, and Everything in Between
Ah, yes, welcome—dear readers—to The Immortal Gazette, your trusted and delightfully unpredictable source for the most enthralling and chaotic stories from the realms of 4EverMore and beyond. Don’t get too comfortable—this is no ordinary newsletter. Here, we don’t just report the facts, darling. Oh no, we twist, we turn, we entertain, and sometimes—just sometimes—we might make you question your reality.
We’ll be covering everything from the high-stakes drama of immortal politics to the shenanigans of the mischievous gods and creatures who shape our eternal lives. In short, this is your one-stop-shop for all the magical madness you never knew you needed.
Perhaps you’ll want to know about the never-ending feud between Loki and Rumplestiltskin (who’s still sulking over a slight—no, we don’t know which one it was this time). Or maybe you’re curious about the latest in the ongoing rivalry between the Witches of Westbrook and the Red Witches of Stregheria. Oh, you’ll want to know about that one. It’s a drama for the ages.
Then there’s the question everyone’s asking: What exactly is going on with Alice, the Mad Queen? You know, the one with three personalities, who can casually juggle chaos while sipping on tea, mocking gods, and effortlessly breaking hearts. Rumor has it that she’s become quite the fascination for Loki, though no one’s brave enough to point that out... yet.
But don’t let us get distracted by the drama—oh wait, that’s exactly what we’re here for, isn’t it?
We promise to bring you exclusive tales of world-bending magic, high-stakes adventures, and surprising moments that will keep you glued to your seats. You’ll laugh, you’ll gasp, and—yes—sometimes you might even roll your eyes at the outrageous twists that only immortals can get away with.
Whether it’s Sonia Bloodthorn, Queen of Shadows and Flames, charming her way through the most treacherous of situations (with a whole lot of sarcasm, of course) or Seraphina Nightshade raising hell and heaven with a single bat of her lashes, you’ll get the inside scoop right here.
And we haven’t even mentioned the Horsemen of the Apocalypse, the wandering bounty hunters, the shape-shifting tricksters, and a whole lot more. So buckle up, immortals, because life here is never boring.
Now, as we kick things off, don’t forget—whether you're sipping on a steaming mug of tea or indulging in a glass of whatever-you-feel-like from the bottomless supply of enchanted beverages, just know this:
This world is ours, and we’ll tell it like it is.
So, grab a seat, stay tuned, and—more importantly—don’t forget to check your shadows before you dive into our stories. You never know what (or who) you might find lurking there.
And with that... enjoy the ride.
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