The Immortal Gazette: Harald Wartooth The Viking Warrior King Who Chose Death in Battle
The grand studio of the Immortal Gazette shimmered with the flickering glow of enchanted lanterns, the air thick with the scent of old parchment, mead, and mischief. Loki lounged at the head of the table, spinning a drinking horn between his fingers, while Alice leaned back in her chair, boots propped up on the table.
Rumplestiltskin, forever the eager storyteller, smirked as he traced a rune into the wooden surface before him. “So, dear readers, tonight’s legend is one that even the gods respected. A warrior king who, when his bones grew old, didn’t wait for death to claim him. No, no, no—he chose his end. And in doing so, he ensured his place in Valhalla.”
Alice arched a brow. “Ah, Harald Wartooth. Now there’s a man who knew how to make an exit.”
Loki grinned. “And what an exit it was.”
Harald Wartooth: The King Who Refused to Die in His Sleep
In the age when the North was ruled by the clash of steel and the will of the gods, there lived a warrior-king named Harald Wartooth. He was no mere mortal ruler—he claimed descent from the gods themselves, a grandson of Odin’s own bloodline. His legend was one of endless conquest, expanding his rule over Denmark, Sweden, and even far into Saxon lands.
For decades, he waged war, his axe carving history into the bones of his enemies. Under his reign, his people grew rich, powerful, and feared across the seas. But time is a cruel thing, even to the mightiest of warriors.
Harald grew old. His hair turned to silver, his hands still strong but slowed by the weight of the years. And for a Viking, there was no fate more shameful than dying weak, in bed, like some mewling old man.
He would not let that happen.
So, Harald did the unthinkable—he arranged his own death in battle.
Loki let out a low whistle. “Now that’s a man who knew how to control his destiny.”
Alice smirked. “Most kings worry about preventing war. This one started one just to die properly.”
Rumplestiltskin nodded. “Oh, but he didn’t just pick a random fight. No, no—he chose his best friend as his final opponent.”
The Battle of Brávellir: A Warrior’s Last Stand
Harald sent word to his greatest ally and once-rival, King Sigurd Ring of Sweden. He declared that it was time for them to settle things—not over a feast, not with words, but with a battle so grand that the skalds would sing of it until the end of time.
Sigurd, knowing exactly what this meant, agreed. And so, the Battle of Brávellir was set.
Thousands gathered on the field, warriors from across the North, each eager to be part of a battle that would shake the heavens. Among them were berserkers, shieldmaidens, and even the legendary one-eyed warrior Starkad, said to be blessed by Odin himself.
The ground trembled beneath the weight of marching feet. War horns split the sky. And as the sun rose over Brávellir, Harald, clad in full battle armor, rode forth one last time.
The battle raged for hours, turning the land into a blood-drenched canvas of carnage. Swords shattered, axes cleaved through bone, and the air thickened with the war cries of warriors seeking glory.
But Harald did not fight to win.
He fought to fall.
At last, surrounded by foes, his body covered in wounds, the old king stood tall. With his final breath, he roared his last words to the sky:
"Odin! I come home!"
And with that, the king of Denmark fell, slain in the chaos of the battle he had willed into existence.
His warriors, seeing their king fall, did not wail or mourn. They cheered. For he had died as he wished—in battle, with a weapon in hand, his name forever etched in legend.
Sigurd, victorious yet grieving, ensured Harald was given a burial worthy of a god-touched warrior. And as the fires burned, the ravens gathered, and the wind whispered his name to Valhalla.
A Warrior’s Fate
Alice ran a finger along the spine of her book. “Harald Wartooth’s tale is proof that Vikings feared only one thing—dying without a fight.”
Loki grinned. “And he wasn’t about to let that happen.”
Rumplestiltskin smirked. “And so, dear mortals, if you ever wonder what true honor meant to the Vikings—remember Harald Wartooth. A king who chose his own battlefield, his own death, and his own fate.”
Alice lifted her mug in salute. “May we all go out with half as much style.”
Loki chuckled. “Oh, I plan to.”
And so, dear mortals, tell me, if you could choose your own fate, would you meet it head-on like Harald? Or would you let time steal your fire?
Either way, the skalds will be watching.
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