The Immortal Gazette: Potion Mishap Transforms Broomsticks into Hip-Hop Dancing Partners!
Potion Mishap Transforms Broomsticks into Hip-Hop Dancing Partners!
An Immortal Gazette Exclusive—Because Magic Should Always Have a Twist (or Two).
In a small, enchanted corner of the Witches of Westbrook’s lair, all seemed calm and normal—if by normal, you mean a room full of boiling cauldrons, bubbling concoctions, and witchy banter that could rival any tavern brawl. However, there was one witch, in particular, who had just about had it.
Enter Cordillera, the ghost with a flair for chaos and mischief... and just a touch of unpredictable genius. Today’s experiment was simple: a potion to enhance flying abilities. A simple potion, she told herself. But one small ingredient—the wrong powdered thingamajig—had her flipping through the pages of her grimoires with more speed than accuracy. The result?
Well, let’s just say things took a twist.
As Cordillera was preparing to test the potion, she wasn’t entirely paying attention when a stray spell of hip-hop rhythm danced its way into the potion mix. And what do you know? It worked... but not how she planned. Instead of the usual "flying broomstick," Cordillera’s broomstick—mid-flight—exploded into an impromptu hip-hop dancing partner.
Suddenly, the room was filled with the unmistakable sound of beats—not the steady swoosh of a broomstick soaring through the air, but the rhythmic thump-thump-thump of a broomstick busting moves. The handle did a perfect spin, the bristles popped and locked, and the broomstick started moonwalking—yes, moonwalking—across the room.
Cordillera blinked, rubbing her eyes. “Well, that wasn’t in the manual...”
From the corner, Alice (ever the voice of reason, of course) chuckled. “You know, this is definitely not the potion I would’ve suggested for my broomstick. But I have to say, it does have style.”
At that moment, the broomstick, now fully immersed in its newfound dance persona, was spinning, hopping, and even doing a perfect breakdance freeze. It was almost... too good.
Cordillera, trying to keep her composure (which, let’s be honest, she was failing at), clapped her hands and shouted, “Hey! Broomstick! This isn’t the time to be moonwalking! Get over here!”
But the broomstick wasn’t listening. Instead, it threw a fist bump her way and skidded toward Loki, who was watching the entire spectacle with a grin that could only mean one thing—he was thoroughly entertained.
“Well, this is a new one,” Loki drawled, crossing his arms and watching as the broomstick twirled into a perfect pirouette. “It’s not often I see magic backfire in such... glorious fashion. You sure you didn’t plan this?”
Cordillera’s eyes narrowed. “No! I didn’t! But... maybe I should keep this potion recipe around. Think of it, Loki—a world full of dancing broomsticks. Who wouldn’t want that?”
Loki’s smirk only grew. “I have to admit, it’s... creative. But not sure it’s practical for flying.”
Sonia, the Queen of Shadows, suddenly appeared in the doorway, taking in the sight with a raised eyebrow. “Is this a new method of transportation, or are we just getting fancy with brooms these days?”
Cordillera threw her hands up in exasperation. “It’s a potion mishap! I was just trying to enhance the flight! And now... now my broomsticks are hip-hop dancers.”
Sonia didn’t look all that surprised. “With you, Cordillera, anything is possible. Maybe this is the new trend—flying brooms with style. You could make a whole routine out of it.”
Before anyone could respond, Seraphina Nightshade popped her head in, eyeing the broomstick mid-breakdance. “What in the name of all things supernatural is going on in here?”
The broomstick, apparently in the mood for an encore, hit a perfect headspin—and Seraphina blinked.
“That’s... impressive,” she said. “But I have to ask... does it come with a playlist?”
Loki laughed, his eyes sparkling with amusement. “Now that’s the real question.”
As the broomstick continued to dance circles around them, everyone finally agreed—this was an imperfect potion turned perfectly chaotic. Cordillera was left to figure out how to reverse the effects, but one thing was for sure: there would be no normal broomstick rides anytime soon in 4EverMore.
And as for the dancing broomsticks? Well, they’d definitely have their moment at the next grand gathering. Who could resist a dance battle between broomsticks, witches, and immortals?
So, the next time you see a broomstick zooming past, just remember: it might not be what it seems. It could just be that someone in the World of 4EverMore was a little too creative with their magic—and hey, maybe that’s exactly what makes life fun around here.
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